It could have been worse, however. If Musty ever has a child (and with the piss-poor display of masculinity available in the drinks industry it would have to be an immaculate conception), she will name them Wild Turkey if it is a boy and Black Bush if it is a girl. Why? Because they’re worth it.
Something which isn’t usually worth it, of course, is Cognac. Overpriced rubbish made by tweed-suited Frenchmen with mouths like a cats butt and a penchant for sodomy.
There’s not much can be done about the tweedy stuff, but Cognac Frapin has hit upon a great new way to scotch the ‘overpriced rubbish’ tag once and for all.
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