Blog: Chris Brook-CarterBurp! Sorry, love

Chris Brook-Carter | 28 October 2005

Now, I don’t know what you lot are like after a few drinks, and I certainly don’t know you all well enough to share my post-drinking habits, but pity this poor chap who wrote into The Sun’s agony aunt this week.

“Unless I’ve had loads of beer, when I have sex I can last only a matter of seconds,” the lad says. “It’s the most embarrassing thing in the world.

“I then have to think of excuses to get away. But I need to know how not to climax too quickly when I haven’t been out drinking.

“I’m 21 and think the problem is getting worse. I don’t want to end up either a failure in bed or an alcoholic.”

So Shakespeare’s adage about drink provoking the desire but impairing the performance is pure bunkum, is it?


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