Createurs de convivialite it may be, but Pernod Ricard has no time for the lie-in

Createurs de convivialite it may be, but Pernod Ricard has no time for the lie-in

For as long as I've known the firm, Pernod Ricard has always carried itself with an air of Gallic insouciance: The senior exec team is always happy to go off-the-record with the fourth estate, while the broader company approach of "local roots, global reach" shows a company at ease both with its surroundings and with itself.

And yet, there is something distinctly un-French about the way Pernod goes about its regular results briefings here in London. For a start, the six-monthly presentation, the latest of which took place this morning, is always held somewhere in The City, the financial district of the capital.

Now, I'm not saying we ought to be dragged to (shudder) Hounslow, where Pernod Ricard UK has its offices. This west London suburb will be described as “up-and-coming” for quite a few years to come. Nor am I suggesting lining up deckchairs in the vineyards of Cognac.

But, The City?

And then, we are expected to rock up for 0900 in the morning for a 0915 start.

0900? Outrageous.

I admit that SABMiller start their quarterly division seminars at 0900, but at least they're held in the relative leafiness of the Park Lane area of London. Diageo, meanwhile, are happy for us to get to them – in central London - for midday to hear them parade their half-year numbers.

In an ideal world, I'd love to hear the Pernod folk detail their results just before lunchtime somewhere around the very centre of town.

Actually, in an ideal world, maybe they'd come round to mine to do it.

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