P Diddy speaks out on Ciroc, again

By: Chris Mercer - 11 April 2011 15:29

P Diddy has again vented his frustration at those who would dare to drink anything other than his beloved Ciroc vodka.

After a surprising and, frankly, alarming defence of Ciroc from his own bathtub, P Diddy has lambasted a nightclub via twitter for serving 'pee-pee' instead of Ciroc.

Let's be clear, the club wasn't serving actual pee-pee, but just another type of vodka. In P Diddy's world, however, such liquids blend as one. "If it ain't Ciroc, it's pee-pee," P Diddy tweeted. "Don't drink pee-pee tonight," he implored. His drinks partner, Diageo, should use that on the next ad campaign.

That aside, the idea that we are supposed to believe that a grown man and hardened rapstar regularly uses words such as 'pee-pee' is a little far-fetched, isn't it? Have the PRs gagged P Diddy? Do we care?