Musty has been in a particularly prolific mood this month. It must be all that summer sun, or maybe its all the free wine from the host of wine shows. Whichever, in a truly philanthropic gesture Musty, as a veteran of more Vinexpos than she'll ever admit to, gives you, her loyal fans, her top tips on surviving this monster event. Now you can arrive in Bordeaux undaunted, knowing how to act, dress, smell and talk like an old pro and remember kids "respect the appellation".